I know what you are thinking. Announcing that is like issuing a flash news bulletin that the sun won't be shining tomorrow night.
But this is a bit different. I'm not blogging for a reason other than laziness. I've decided to join up with the crazies who do the National Novel Writing Month challenge, or NaNoWriMo, every year. About three years ago, I bought my current laptop with one express purpose: as a tool for fleshing out one of the countless novel ideas I have had over the years. I even bought an outlining software program to journal my musings. Well, the endeavor lasted about two weeks and then the laptop became a convenient way to surf the web while laying on my couch. My better self thought the laptop would get me out and about, working in coffee shops, etc. My true self decided this was a great way to fake productivity while remaining inert. And how have the pounds followed.
Several months ago, I came across the NaNoWriMo site and signed up for an email reminder to be sent when registration time approached. It arrived on Thursday. Probably against my better instincts, I decided to embrace the flash of desire that must have been there when I asked for the email reminder and I signed up. (Of course, that's easy to do right now -- It's not November yet!)
Until the idea is on paper, it will remain just a dream and I've learned this past year that dreams are great coping devices but they are not life. Movement is life. So what the hell. Let's write that novel. I'm pretty sure it will be crap, but it will be my crap, and I will giddily make all of you smell it.
If you have any interest in tracking my progress, I'm posting in this entry a counter that will allow you to do that.
Oh, and the project's working title: Birth Of A H.E.R.O.
Update 1: First, I don't know why the counter isn't showing up. I think the guy who made it is having server issues. Second, damn this is hard. First day I wrote five words. Second day I started by deleting them. Three hours later, I have a start, but it's only 300 words long. Down with quality, up with quantity!
Update 2: Found out what was wrong with the badge. Okay, I must admit that I am thinking of quiting. My choices seem to be to write a whole lot of crap to meet the word count aspect of the competition and hope that there's some gold mixed in. Or I can take some time and write a decent first draft, but not come close to the 50,000 word goal. Honestly, I am leaning towards the latter. I've read some the excerpts posted so far by others. They are garbage. I'm not sacrificing sleep and activities to turn out garbage that I've got to rewrite completely at the end of the day. Yeah, I'm not in a good mood at the moment.
Update 3: I think I have found a method. I decided to start using pen and paper. Had an old moleskine notebook. Well, there's something about writing it by hand and those little sheets that make me write words without crossing them out. I don't know if it will hold up, but it seems to be the way to go for me. Still way behind, but managed to put up two consecutive days of respectable totals (and not gagging too much on the quality of the writing).